Patterson’s Background

I’m Patterson, groundskeeper for the Westley Chamber Estate in the Hamptons.  I see so many sights I consider to be of interest, and each time I retell my story, people demand I start a blog. So here we are. I learned how to make a blog. You learned how to find it. Look how successful we already are, darlings!

 I’m a 28 year-old gay from Buffalo, NY. I dress in seersucker and linen every day. I love high socks. I love umbrellas. I love P. Diddy’s former butler, Fonsworth.  I love bloody marys and coffee stouts.

 I hate The Big Bang Theory. The show – not the cosmological universe explosion. I have no strong feelings about the latter.